Undergo closing "IT" for 2012 due to problems that only Good Old Dad can fix with Time


SPIRITUAL BODY CELL Baptism RECALL NOTICE

Be "IT" made and noticed that The Maker of all human beings Good OLD Dad (GOD) is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart. This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, and not Adam and Steve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed "Sub-sequential internal Non-Morality," or more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed.

Some of the symptoms include:

1. Loss of direction - GUILTY

2. Foul vocal emissions -GUILTY

3. Amnesia of origin - GUILTY

4. Lack of true peace and joy - GUILTY

5. Selfish or violent behaviour - GUILTY

6. Depression or confusion in the mental component - GUILTY

7. Fearfulness - GUILTY

8. idolatry - SELF GUILT

9. Rebellion - GUILTY

Last but not least -

10. Con Fusion
Correction "Confusion"

The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this defect...The Repair Technician, "JESUS," (Jesus. Enjoys. Saving. Usual. Sinners.) has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee required. The number to call for repair in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R. Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart component.

No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace "IT" with:

1. Love

2. Joy

3. Peace

4. Patience

5. Kindness

6. Goodness

7. Faithfulness

8. Gentleness

9. Self control

10. Extras faith available if you're a friend of Jesus. :)

Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Body instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes.

WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems being permanently impounded.

For free emergency service, call on Jesus cause the Good Man Cares and Friendly Old Redeeming Delivery of many other countless loving virtues are also available and if you don't believe me, just ask His Blessed Angels.

DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace or join sinner vic's virtual reality kingdom in 1966 and the choice is yours. The SIN detect her, I mean SIN detect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility.

God ride with you and thank you for your attention!

GOOD OLD DAD

VICTOR, VICTOR, VICTOR! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? We've already transformed her and NOW all we simply need to do is transform him and we'll call "IT" "TRANSFORHIM" and we do all this with "The alien's atheist blessing" so why can't you stick "IT" to them, I mean stick with "IT" Victor?

BECAUSE JUST BECAUSE


Just a god second question Victor! If you are truly made in the image of God then whose image are we made of and what if you're wrong?

I'll learn to LIVE with "IT"! :)

YOU'RE STILL FULL OF SURPRISES VICTOR!

Good Luck sinner vic and remember, woman and children first.

God Bless and please continue to pray for this poor Annoying Super Sinner.

Peace

Vs